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"It's just so big - I can't believe it's so round - it's just out there"

No, not my ghetto booty - my ghetto belly. That's what we have designated it. If only Sir Mix-a-lot or Beyonce or someone would sing a song so that people would think my gut was cool! Let's make tummies trendy people!

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